Tough mid-westerner Averell Davis digs out.
|Snow anomaly caused by Pandemic
Gary, ID -
With all the snow that's fallen recently, it easily might have gone unnoticed. In Gary, Indiana, a single city block - in fact a single house, received 11 feet of white stuff.
"It's quite a sight," commented one man who lives in the neighborhood, "I'm shoveling my driveway - Davis is shoveling his roof trying to get down to his house." We spoke with
the owner of the house, Averell Davis, who said this was not entirely unexpected. "I knew they'd try to get at me somehow," he told us, "I've been tracking some of these Pandemic
guys for several years now, and this is the way they try to get back at me. I've already had to move twice. My place down in Florida was blowed away in a hurricane, my house in
Tulsa was carried off by a tornado, and now this. My wife took the kids back to her parents' place in Akron. I can't blame her too much. It's a tough life, but somebody's gotta
save the planet."
Apparently Davis has been lobbying government agencies for several years trying to get them to publicly reveal what they know about the Pandemic Society. "You know they're
hidin' stuff," he insists, "it only makes sense. Heck, they may all be in on it. I'm just tryin' to do my duty to my fellow man, that's all. That's all I'm doin'. And for those
people down in Florida who didn't believe me and tried to run me off, well here's proof - I mean, if what happened in Oklahoma didn't convince you, this has to. Can you think of
anybody what's lost three houses like this? I can't. I just hope the house is still under here. For all I know those little demons have found some way to disappear the whole damn
thing, or maybe they'll save that trick for the next house."
Mr. Davis says his work will continue, although he admits if his roof has collapsed, getting another house may be a challenge. "I don't know how I'm going to explain this to
the insurance guys. I better get somebody out here to have a look before all the snow melts." Mr. Davis, we wish you luck. With dedicated people like you relentlessly pursuing the
truth, we will succeed in getting the word about the Pandemic out to every home in America.
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