About the Society...
'Pandemic Studios' is the name of the secret Pandemic Society's' 'game company'
operation down by the beach in sunny Santa Monica, California. The fact that a large portion of Pandemic's efforts is directed
toward producing very polished computer games is not in question. In fact, Pandemic's leaders have worked for years in the game
industry to establish their identities as respected PC entertainment developers, putting together titles that have sold millions
of copies. Even now they're working on two big 'Real-time strategy' sequels, Battlezone II and Dark Reign II. All of this just to
hide their actual, secret objective: complete political and economic domination of planet earth.
Why do they call themselves Pandemic Studios? The word 'pandemic' is defined as "occurring over a wide geographic area and
affecting an exceptionally high proportion of the population." The studios' president, Josh Resnick, insists that "we just thought
the term was very appropriate to describe the infectious nature of our games." Right. Mr. Resnick appears to believe we were all born
yesterday. Based on our research, we've become convinced that, while they are certainly being designed to affect 'an exceptionally
high proportion of the population', there is much more to these 'game projects' than meets the eye. What are the projects really about?
And why do they need such cutting edge graphics, advanced AI and path planning? Is it all part of a global military coup? Long range
mind control? Are they working on their 'projects' as part of a collaborative effort with agents of foreign governments, even agents
of governments on other worlds? Already their two public projects, Dark Reign II and Battlezone II, have developed virtual cult-type
followings, as is evidenced by the existence of scores of fan sites. Is Pandemic's regular interaction with these game fan sites a part
of their mind control experimentation? We think the frightening possibility exists.
Pandemic makes every effort to appear to be a perfectly normal company, and like most normal companies have addresses and contact information.
We see no purpose in hiding this information, as it is easy enough to find. But if you feel you must contact Pandemic, we urge you to use extreme
caution. The operatives who respond to your inquiries may appear perfectly benign and cordial, but don't be taken in. We cannot state it strongly enough:
THE DANGER IS REAL.
THE PANDEMIC IS COMING.
THERE IS NO CURE.
1920 Main Street
Santa Monica, CA 90405
Voice (310) 450-5199
Fax (310) 450-5190
Please Note: The theme and tone of this website were conceived solely for the
purposes of entertainment - in other words, yes, all you nut-case-conspiracy-theory-extremists: IT'S A JOKE! Any similarity of mentioned people
and events with actual people and events is unintentional. A trademark for the name 'Pandemic Studios' is pending. 'Battlezone' and 'Dark Reign'
are trademarks of Activision, Inc. And yes, we've got boatloads of mean lawyers - so don't mess with us. Copyright
(c) Pandemic Studios, LLC. All rights reserved.