The following was released by the Society under the guise of employment information for their 'game company', Pandemic Studios. It is actually, of course, a kind of clandestine 'recruiting poster' for their organization. Notice how every attempt is made to make the studio seem as benign and friendly as possible.

(Parents: Be aware! The text below probably also contains specially encoded messages designed to infiltrate the minds of your children to entice them to want to one day become associated with Pandemic's 'game studio' (and therefore with the Pandemic Society itself). We strongly recommend that children (especially teens) only be allowed to review the following text under close parental supervision!)

"Offered below is a general description of the qualifications we look for in potential team members at Pandemic Studios. Positions are available in a number of different areas at this time. If you are are a qualified applicant, the time to act is now as we have several projects in the beginning phase. Even if we don't have a specific job open in your area, we are always looking for top quality people and we may have a suitable position open in the near future. Pandemic offers competitive salaries, stock options, a great benefits package, and one of the best work environments in the industry. Pandemic Studios is an Equal Opportunity Employer."

Submit your resume with other supporting material to:

(Mail) Pandemic Studios, 1920 Main Street, Santa Monica, CA 90405
(Fax) 310 450-5190,
(e-mail) jobs@pandemicstudios.com."

Designers

Designers should have extensive game playing experience, a strong understanding of current game technology, and excellent conceptual thinking and communication skills. Experience in the game industry and/or a background creating game missions, maps, or mods is a plus, and some kind of programming background is helpful. Creative problem solving and organizational skills as well as the ability to work well in a team environment are essential. Must have a passion for creating innovative, high polish entertainment. Position Type: Full Time / Permanent Available Positions: No positions at this time

Programmers

Pandemic Studios is developing five high-profile titles for the industry's major publishers. We provide the opportunity for you to grow as a programmer and work on projects that will be highly visible in the electronic entertainment marketplace. Position Type: Full Time / Permanent Available Positions: Lead Programmer  |  Senior Programmer  |  Game Programmer  |  Junior Programmer

Artists

Join a team of artists creating stunning video game environments. Pandemic Studios is developing five high-profile titles for the industry's major publishers. We provide the opportunity for you to grow as an artist and work on projects that will be highly visible in the electronic entertainment marketplace. Position Type: Full Time / Permanent Available Positions: No positions at this time

Please Note: The theme and tone of this website were conceived solely for the purposes of entertainment - in other words, yes, all you nut-case-conspiracy-theory-extremists: IT'S A JOKE! Any similarity of mentioned people and events with actual people and events is unintentional. A trademark for the name 'Pandemic Studios' is pending. 'Battlezone' and 'Dark Reign' are trademarks of Activision, Inc.  And yes, we've got boatloads of mean lawyers - so don't mess with us. Copyright (c) Pandemic Studios, LLC. All rights reserved.